After reading 'Stepping Out' by David Hill the Guardians of the Galaxy wrote from the perspective of Bright Ideas Inventors Fair to the terrible inventor, Flatfoot.
Your inventions have cost us a small fortune! We have had to pay for numerous repairs because your miserable electronic shoes stamped in circles through the hall floor, put holes in the ceiling, broke through the hall door and smashed two chairs and a table. You should be very sorry! You are a terrible inventor not only did your shoes cause a catastrophe but your latest invention, the electronic gloves wrote all over the walls and tied up the laces of everyone’s shoes! You are now banned from any inventors fair held by Bright Ideas New Zealand. We will be sending you a bill for the damage to the hall. We wish to never see or hear from you ever again!